November 15, 2008

The Error Macro Video Gallery - A Three Dimensional Joystick Made Out of Meat

Stumbling bleary-eyed through the bowels of a hulking 95-hour Fallout 3 save game, along with a continuing fruitless job search (unemployment does wonders for 95-hour game saves) and arguing with Google over ads (note the newly tidy side bar -- I lost) has left me distracted from the site of late. But in sifting through old notes I've got left on my hard drive, I notice I had a set of links for another video gallery that I never actually put up. Well, there's no time like the present, even when the time was supposed to be three months ago.

Starting off is a tongue-in-cheek rap performed over one of Donkey Kong Country 2's most popular BGM tracks, Stickerbrush Symphony. I think it's impossible to tell someone "this is a rap set to video game music" and make it sound like a good idea, so I guess you'll just have to take my word for it.

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October 26, 2008

When I Think Rock, I Think Chicken

For those who felt the Pontiac and Axe ads in Guitar Hero III were too tasteful:

KFC and Activision Cook Up Groundbreaking Sponsorship for Highly Anticipated Guitar Hero® World Tour Launch

"KFC and Guitar Hero® share a fan base that celebrates good music and great food," said Javier Benito, executive vice president of marketing and food innovation for KFC. "We're confident chicken lovers and gaming enthusiasts will come together to enjoy our breakthrough in-game integration and amazing giveaways."

Imagine being the kind of person who has to say those words out loud and live with himself.

At any rate, between the product placement, the cringe-inducing advertisements and adding a vocal track to Joe Satriani's instrumental Satch Boogie, it's good to see the series is in safe hands. As those hands plummet towards the earth wreathed in flame.

September 25, 2008

The Air Seems A Little Cleaner, The Sun Shines A Little Brighter

Godspeed you crazy bastard.

My guesses for his new career: Column in a conservative magazine or full-time Fox News commentator. But if someone at one of the big gaming sites like IGN or Gamespot was real smart, they'd hire him on as a reviewer. You think people like listening to Yahtzee rant about things..

September 9, 2008

Catching Up

I've spent the last couple of weeks clearing my backlog of Real Work instead of podcasting my Twitter vlog on the blogosphere, but here is my general catching up/responding/announcing post.

1. The news - I want to clarify that I had no problem with doing the news. Sometimes I even liked it. I just can't continue to do it while also trying to hold down a "normal" job. If one of you mugs happens to be a rich oil baron or editor for a game site (you'll find they're often one and the same) who wants to offer me a paying gig, I'll be happy to, but otherwise I need focus on things that buy me food.

Actually, I should ask the Escapist, they could use a real news section and they seem to be throwing money at anyone lately.

2. Donations/subscriptions - I thought about the subscription model (not very comfortable with donations), but there isn't the audience. I'd need practically every person who regularly reads this site paying $15 a month before it became viable, and that isn't remotely realistic.

3. But if you just advertised.. - I don't really have the funds to do so, even on a small scale. More important, though, is the fact that Error Macro by nature is just a hard site to get spread around. Places like Kotaku and Joystiq get visitors from articles and exclusive news, neither of which EM provides. A pure aggregator is only ever linked on occasion whenever someone makes a forum post complaining about existing game sites and asks where other people get their news.

4. Then you should make exclusive content! - I'll do that with the time I have not doing the news.

5. You said that last time - I know.

6. You're a fag - I know.

7. Other options - I've been informed that a site called Pirate vs. Ninja has taken the Error Macro style and attempted to carry on in my absence. I'm sure you'll all wish them well as they begin to regret this decision within the first month.


Just so this post isn't only about my lack of money, I'd like to also officially announce that Mercenaries 2 is one of the buggiest products ever released by a major publisher. It's practically impossible for a play session to go by without experiencing some kind of glitch, from small things like objects floating in mid-air, to blatant screw-ups like unlocking 8 achievements at once, 7 of which I hadn't earned. Even down to the last moment the game makes an ass out of itself -- I didn't actually get to see the last in-game cutscene because the camera got stuck in the nose of the helicopter, juttering around helplessly. The only consolation is that that was probably more entertaining than the actual scene.

Rent it for the stupid enjoyment of blowing things up, but I wouldn't advise spending $60 on it.

Also, screw Australia.

August 22, 2008

News Is Dead, Miss It, Miss It

Yeah, it's not coming back. Not unless someone plans on paying me for it, anyway. I simply don't have the time to spend 20+ hours a week on newsposts in addition to my real job. Sorry.

August 13, 2008

Error Macro is on Hiatus

Will return next week.

Maybe.

August 11, 2008

Monday Newspost for August 11, 2008

In this scene from the thrilling climax to the Max Payne movie, Max faces off against his deadliest foe yet: a small plot of dirt in a railyard just outside Renovo, Pennsylvania.

Industry and multi-console news


PC and mobile news

New media: Crysis Warhead screenshots


Nintendo news

New WiiWare title: Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People
New Virtual Console titles: Break In, Star Parodier
New media: Mushroom Men featurette on the game's music


Sony news


Microsoft news

New Releases for the Week of August 10, 2008

  • Madden NFL 09 (360, PS3, PS2, PSP, Xbox, DS) - Based on that new "footed ball" sport the kids seem to be into. Very likely the last major publisher release to come out for the original Xbox. $59.99 on the 360 and PS3, $39.99 on the PSP, PS2 and Xbox, $29.99 on the DS.
  • Madden NFL 09 All Play (Wii) - Like regular Madden, but for Grandma. $49.99 at Amazon.
  • Bangai-O Spirits (DS) - A 2D shooter from Treasure that features a level editor and a method for sharing levels via the DS microphone. $29.99 at Amazon.

Are you ready for some football? You'd better be, because that's all you're getting. That and Imagine Teacher. The full release list is at Gamasutra, but keep in mind they seem a bit off their game today. Near as I can tell, Line Rider 2, N+ and Mazes of Fate are not coming out this week, despite being on their list.

August 10, 2008

Weekend Newspost for August 10, 2008

Atlus PS2 RPGs Odin Sphere and Disgaea have been added to the Greatest Hits line, meaning both can now be had for $20. I seriously doubt either actually sold a million copies or whatever the qualifying amount used to be, so the Greatest Hits designation is now more of a recommendation than a mark of accomplishment in sales. Not that that's a bad thing -- that's the only way Final Fantasy Tactics got reissued on the PSX.

However, speaking as someone who happens to be slogging through Odin Sphere at this very moment, here's some advice: Skip it.

Industry and multi-console news

New media: Rise of the Argonauts trailer, Call of Duty: World at War co-op trailer, Romance of the Three Kingdoms XI screenshots and trailer


PC and mobile news

New content: Gary Grigsby's War Between The States 1.020 patch
New media: Star Trek Online debut trailer

  • The former team members of Flagship Studios have reassembled as Runic Games.
  • Bionic Commando Rearmed will be $15 on the PC as opposed to $10 on consoles, but Capcom says it has nothing to do with piracy. "It has to do with different business terms/expectations in that sector and more importantly, generally prevailing pricing of PC digital games versus their console counterparts."
  • Vehicle combat is coming to Star Wars Galaxies.
  • Indie developer Cliff Harris wants to hear from pirates about why they pirate his games. "I want to improve my business, and ensure I stay afloat, and to do that, it would be mad to sit in the corner and ignore the opinions of that section of the public who pirate my games."
  • The Warhammer Online team reportedly developed 250 classes before settling on 20.
  • An Age of Conan GM was let go after being caught having cybersex on the job.
  • Epic's Mike Capps says lower scores for Gears of War on the PC are "bullshit."


Nintendo news

New media: Rhapsody trailer


Sony news

New media: Infamous gameplay footage


Microsoft news

August 9, 2008

The Error Macro Video Gallery - This Story is Happy End

A montage of bad NES video game endings. I think it's clear Ghoul School does not belong in here.

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